I help longevity, health and wellness supplement brands find fresh angles, write scroll-stopping concepts, and run a testing system that consistently produces new winners that actually scale.
Most freelancers hand off a script and call it done. I own the whole creative engine by discovering why people buy, what stops the scroll, and which ads earn the right to keep running.
A structured audit: your winners, your customers, your competitors, and the open internet. What angles are you missing?
Hooks, bodies, and CTAs built to earn attention and hold it. Goal: to stay compliant with Meta, not just to be clever.
A disciplined cadence for launching new ads, reading the data honestly. Winners that go stale get replaced before it’s too late.
Static ad concepts for Instaflex Advanced, Simon Squibb / HelpBnk, and the Creative Strategist Starter Pack. Explore all 11 pieces; select any artwork to enlarge it. These are portfolio concepts, not performance case studies.
Static ad · Editorial / breaking news
A news-style concept exploring urgency and the desire to stay active while waiting.
Static ad · Ingredient education
An ingredient-led explainer presenting the product’s benefit story in a scannable visual format.
Static ad · Social proof
A retired-tradesperson story built around identity, legacy, and everyday movement.
Static ad · Notes-style creative
A list of postponed business ideas turns the desire to finally start into the hook.
Read the primary copy, headlines, and alternate headlines behind the Simon Squibb / HelpBnk concepts.
Static ad · Problem-aware
A familiar rate-cut objection reframes the value of strategy alongside copywriting.
The same process behind every ad I ship, whether it’s the $500 pilot or month six of a retainer.
I audit your current ads, your customers, and your competitors to find exactly which buying angles you’re missing. I don’t guess. I simply examine the evidence.
Each gap becomes a scripted, compliant ad concept that’s built to earn attention fast and make a real case, not just look nice.
Winners get doubled down on with new variations before they fatigue, while losers get killed quickly. The account keeps compounding, month over month.
Start small and let the results make the case or come in ready for a full monthly creative engine. Either way, you’re betting on ads that stop the scroll.
• A full audit of your current ads to find your angle coverage gaps.
• Three brand-new angle clusters built from that audit.
• One finished ad per cluster, ready to test head-to-head against your current control.
At least one of my ads beats your control, or you don’t pay. If none of the first three do, I craft two more with you until your control is solidly bested.
One flat fee. No retainer required.
• 45–80 fresh ad concepts every month using new and existing angle clusters.
• Weekly progress reports so you always know what’s testing and what’s winning.
• A monthly summary report detailing performance, decisions, and what’s next.
• Ad spend applied to the metrics that matter. No vanity numbers allowed!
Every client gets full attention. Limited client roster.
When I was in junior high, my mother started writing personality pieces for a local newspaper, and I acted as her copy editor and typist. I evolved into your basic internet nerd, building websites using raw code instead of design software in my spare time. Meanwhile, I worked daily as a legal assistant and database manager for a law firm in Houston, TX.
Merge those skills and several others together over time (including customer service, clinical research, retail sales, and music performance) and eventually you get me: a deadly copywriter in need of a cause. I found that cause when my friend and mentor Sean Ferres introduced me to Andromeda and the craft of Creative Strategy.
Creative Strategist for Longevity, Health & Wellness Supplement Brands
Book a 30-minute call. We’ll talk about where your ad account has gaps, and whether the $500 pilot or the full retainer is the right place to start.